"What Does the Law Say?"
Spoof in the style of "What Does the Fox Say?" by Ylvis
For anyone arguing over Constitutional and political conflicts of interest.
(Inspired by friends at USMB and What Does the Fox Say? by Ylvis) "What Does the Law Say?" Roe V Wade - Free Choice claimed Government - Could not invade. Freedom of - Reli- gion, We recite by Amendment One. Equal Protec - tion of the Laws, That's the Fourteenth Amendment Clause. But there's one law - nobody knows: What DOES that law say? [Nancy Pelosi]: Ring, ding ding ding, Ding ge-ring ge-ding [Harry Reid]: Ge-ring, ding ding ding, Ding ge-ring ge-ding [John Boehner/Ted Cruz]: Ge-ring, ding ding ding, Ding ge-ring ge-ding What does FOX say? [NRA headliner and rifles shooting stacks of ACA full of holes]: Wa-pow pow-pow! Pow, pow-pow! Pow-pow pow-pow! Pow, pow-pow!!! Wa-pow pow-pow! Pow, pow-pow!! What's the Czar say? [President frowning, shaking head]: Racis' Haters hafta go! That Tea Party's gotta go! Right-wing Crazies gotta go! What does Rush say? [preaching on radio mic]: States have rights! That man's delusional! Health care choices should be optional! That whole bill's Unconstitutional! (That's what I say!) High Court ruled - it's a tax That's not how that law got passed Congress stalled - on the Hill Government is standing still The Feds shut down - the benefits And the protests of our Vets while Aliens - have equal voice Whatever happened to free Choi-o-o-o-oice ... Choi-o-o-o-oice ... Choi-o-oice ... and a Government that Repre-se-e-ents ... Citize-e-ens ... by Conse-e-e-e-ent ... What does the Law say? [First Amendment] Gov'rnment can't mandate religion Or abridge your right-to petition Your free speech, or free - press Or due pro-cess [Fifth Amendment] [Origination Clause] Congress can't impose taxation Without representation States can't enforce discrimination By race, class or creed [Fourteenth Amendment] [Thirteenth Amendment] No unwilling servitude! Unless punishment is due! Rich or poor, it's no excuse For abuses! [Code of Ethics for Govt Service] [Second Amendment] Right to arms can't be infringed For law-abiding citizens Or rights reserved - to the States That make our country great... Lord of all our laws - Guiding humanity Remind us of the truth - Come out of hiding Shine from the clouds - Show your heav'nly face Shower us with Grace - What would you say Through our Founding Fathers - rising from their graves Make us one with God - as equal children: Equal Justice - Equal rights and Freedom under Law |
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